Posts tagged America

Fusion center director: We don't spy on Americans, just anti-government Americans

questionall:

[That *is* all Americans.] 29 Mar 2013 Law enforcement intelligence-processing fusion centers have long come under attack for spying on Americans. The Arkansas director wanted to clarify the truth: centers only spies on some Americans — those who appear to be a threat to the government. In trying to clear up the ‘misconceptions’ about the conduct of fusion centers, Arkansas State Fusion Center Director Richard Davis simply confirmed Americans’ fears: the center does in fact spy on Americans – but only on those who are suspected to be ‘anti-government’.

Shred the Constitution. It’s an old, outdated, anti-progressive document meant only to protect the interests of white, male landowners. The government that protects the Constitution is bumbling, deadlocked, untrustworthy, and absolutely corrupt. Those who are sworn to fight to protect it really fight to protect the interests of profit and industry. Shred the Constitution and tear down the American government.

Go ahead and spy on me. You’ll be very bored.

Woo hoo! We’re even with Suriname!

Woo hoo! We’re even with Suriname!

‘Murica.

‘Murica.

America, meet your electorate.

America, meet your electorate.

atheist-overdose:

Thought i would cut the head off the snake before it could hiss. my friends weren’t nearly as civil.follow for the best atheist posts on tumblr

atheist-overdose:

Thought i would cut the head off the snake before it could hiss. my friends weren’t nearly as civil.

America, meet your electorate.

America, meet your electorate.

STFU, Conservatives: supersoygrrrl: hufflepug: robot-heart-politics:...

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hufflepug:

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a-giant-slide-or-a-trampoline:

To Everyone Who Is Supporting Obama Because He “Supports” Their Views on Gay Marriage, Abortion, Feminism, Or Other Social Issues,

Are these issues really the biggest thing you should be…

Oh, don’t worry that your landlord can legally kick you out of your home in Virginia for being gay or that your boss can fire you for the same reason. Don’t worry that you’re not allowed to get married or that your doctor isn’t allowed to prescribe safe, natural remedies for pain and depression. Don’t worry that you can be turned down for adopting children and starting a family because your partner is the same sex as you. Don’t bother yourself with the tax dollars you pay being given inappropriately to religious causes and properties that you don’t agree with. You shouldn’t lose any sleep over the idea that your sister may be raped and impregnated in a state that would force her to carry that psychological curse to full term. You really shouldn’t be concerned that your friends are being shipped to the desert where ideologues with bombs will be hunting them like packs of feral dogs.

Just rest your pretty little head and look at all these numbers! See how important and impressive they are? These old men must be so smart to be able to handle all these craaaazy numbers! Shhhh. Shhhhhhh… Your time will come if you just keep quiet and go to sleep. We’ll let you know when you can wake up. Scout’s honor!

Because if it's not one of the two pre-approved choices, your opinions don't mean a gerbil's turd to us!

  • Rude Bitch: "Hello, this is a national public opinion poll. If the election were held today, who would you pick for President? Would that be Barack Ob--"
  • Me: "Roseanne Barr."
  • Rude Bitch: (click)
iheartchaos:

YOU’RE LIVING A LIE!

Dinosaurs living with humans? THE FLINTSTONES SAY YES!

iheartchaos:

YOU’RE LIVING A LIE!

Dinosaurs living with humans? THE FLINTSTONES SAY YES!

animalstalkinginallcaps:

IF YOU THINK DRIVING TO A MEDIOCRE CHICKEN SANDWICH JOINT AND PAYING MONEY TO SHOVE FRIED BULLSHIT INTO YOUR HATE HOLE IS THE BEST WAY TO ESPOUSE THE CHRISTIAN VALUES YOU CLAIM TO ADHERE TO THEN I HOPE YOU GET THE MILLIONAIRE MORMON PRESIDENT YOU DESERVE.

^ THIS!

animalstalkinginallcaps:

IF YOU THINK DRIVING TO A MEDIOCRE CHICKEN SANDWICH JOINT AND PAYING MONEY TO SHOVE FRIED BULLSHIT INTO YOUR HATE HOLE IS THE BEST WAY TO ESPOUSE THE CHRISTIAN VALUES YOU CLAIM TO ADHERE TO THEN I HOPE YOU GET THE MILLIONAIRE MORMON PRESIDENT YOU DESERVE.

^ THIS!

randomactsofchaos:

Clay Bennett/Chattanooga Times Free Press (08/12/2012)

randomactsofchaos:

Clay Bennett/Chattanooga Times Free Press (08/12/2012)

presidentswithboobfaces:

Thomas Jefferson with a Big Boob Chin
Water color on Paper 
2012

Titmas Jeffersag

presidentswithboobfaces:

Thomas Jefferson with a Big Boob Chin

Water color on Paper 

2012

Titmas Jeffersag

buzzfeed:

collegehumor:

presidentswithboobfaces:

George Washington with Boob Cheeks
Water color on Paper 
2012

This is an entire Tumblr. Happy Monday!

Yeah, this is really solid.

Would you just look at those Presidential ganastahagans!

buzzfeed:

collegehumor:

presidentswithboobfaces:

George Washington with Boob Cheeks

Water color on Paper 

2012

This is an entire Tumblr. Happy Monday!

Yeah, this is really solid.

Would you just look at those Presidential ganastahagans!

Gore Vidal on the American Empire