Posts tagged Bible

LotR is so much better.

LotR is so much better.

God is a dick.

God is a dick.

Christians shore do love them some polycephaly.

Everyone calmly gathers to watch the giant thingy crawl out of the sea while the sky shits fire.

Sharing is caring, even if you’re an apocalyptic hellbeast!

Good news, Mr. and Mrs. Wilson!

Good news, Mr. and Mrs. Wilson!

atheist-overdose:

Ed byrne, on how he wishes his son to become an atheist.follow for the best atheist posts on tumblr

atheist-overdose:

Ed byrne, on how he wishes his son to become an atheist.

completeculture:

Good without God.

completeculture:

Good without God.

That reminds me: All of my Jewish and Christian friends should look into the relationship between David and Jonathan more closely.

That reminds me: All of my Jewish and Christian friends should look into the relationship between David and Jonathan more closely.

dead-logic:

Unicorns are manly. The Bible proves it.  (I’m sitting at home sick today, got bored and decided to make this. Unicorns FTW.)

dead-logic:

Unicorns are manly. The Bible proves it.

(I’m sitting at home sick today, got bored and decided to make this. Unicorns FTW.)

Be like God.
Deuteronomy 32:42 - I will make mine arrows drunk with blood, and my sword shall devour flesh; and that with the blood of the slain and of the captives, from the beginning of revenges upon the enemy.

Be like God.

Deuteronomy 32:42 - I will make mine arrows drunk with blood, and my sword shall devour flesh; and that with the blood of the slain and of the captives, from the beginning of revenges upon the enemy.

gnarly:

oh my fucking god

gnarly:

oh my fucking god

christinsanity:

Yep, that is what you basically do…

christinsanity:

Yep, that is what you basically do…

Once we strip away the bullshit, the honesty is nothing if not inane.

Once we strip away the bullshit, the honesty is nothing if not inane.

atheistoverdose:

God’s mercy is extremely complex.follow for the best atheist posts on tumblr

This is too cartoonishly evil for Hitler and the Nazis! But for Yahweh? Naw dude, that guy murdered kids with bears and his ‘servant’ trotted along on his way.

atheistoverdose:

God’s mercy is extremely complex.

This is too cartoonishly evil for Hitler and the Nazis! But for Yahweh? Naw dude, that guy murdered kids with bears and his ‘servant’ trotted along on his way.

godlessperverts:

An excellent example of how most religious believers have to ignore their holy book just to get through the day.

Tattoo of Leviticus 18:22 forbidding homosexuality: $200
Not knowing that Leviticus 19:28 forbids tattoos: Priceless

godlessperverts:

An excellent example of how most religious believers have to ignore their holy book just to get through the day.

Tattoo of Leviticus 18:22 forbidding homosexuality: $200

Not knowing that Leviticus 19:28 forbids tattoos: Priceless