Posts tagged evolution
Q.E.D.
Nice try, Kirk Cameron.
Douchebag Republican
“Because your ass is gonna fucking need it when I’m done whipping.”
Bill Nye challenges Todd Akin to a debate.
The sun is too damn round! Therefore Jesus created the platypus. Moses rode a pachycephalosaurus. Checkmate, EVILutionists!
Darwin
Richard Dawkins has taken to calling the Theory of Evolution the “Fact” of Evolution. This makes my skin crawl. Yes, it most certainly is a fact that all life has evolved and is still evolving, but to cheapen the scientific discourse with the colloquial language only bolsters the creationist tactic of smearing things as “only” or “merely” theories. The better approach would be to just fucking educate them.
You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success.
Fucking act like it.
YEAH, EVILUTIONISTS! WHAT’S THAT ALL ABOUT! YOU SAY SOME DIRT MADE A MONKEY THAT FUCKED A FISH AND THEN THAT’S MY GRANDDAD, WELL MY GRANDDAD FOUGHT FOR THIS COUNTRY!!!
YEAH, EVILUTIONISTS! WHERE ALL THEM CATSHARKS AT?? HUH?? SHOULDN’T THEY BE EVERYWHERE IF A SHARK CAN JUST FUCK A CAT AND EVOLVE>!
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